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Re: [LUG] How many do you understand?

 

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george wrote:
> So, who is the biggest nerd.  There are 4 here I don't understand.  Look out 
> Google, here I come. (I love the one about the infinite number of 
> mathematicians)
> 
>  * F(x)= sin(x) walks into a restaurant and 
>   orders some soup.  The waiter replies, "Sorry 
>   but we don't cater for functions here." 
Yes
>  
>  * I have a complex relationship with my 
>   girlfriend. I'm Real, and she's Imaginary... 
>  
yes

>  * What's got feathers and goes "Pieces of 
>   seven, pieces of seven?" A parroty error. 
> 

yes
>   * An infinite number of mathematicians go into 
>   a bar. One asks for a pint of beer, the next 
>   asks for a half. The third asks for a quarter 
>   of a pint, and the fourth asks for an eighth of 
>   a pint. The barman pours two pints and says 
>   "Just sort it out among yourselves". 
> 
yes
>   * Two kittens are on a roof but both of the are 
>   sliding down. which one falls off first? The 
>   one with the greatest mew. 
>  
kind of

>   * Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because 
>   they can't C sharp. 
>  
yes
> * Why do programmers get Halloween and 
>   Christmas confused? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. 
> 
nope
>   * Two atoms are shooting the shit one day 
>     ATOM 1: Mate, I think I've lost an electron. 
>     ATOM 2: Are you sure? 
>     ATOM 1: Yep, I'm positive. 
> 
yes
>   * What is the contour interval around western 
>   Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in 
>   eastern Europe. 
> 

yes
>   * Some people think the glass is half empty. 
>   Some people think the glass is half full. 
>   Database admins think the glass is twice the 
>   size it needs to be. 
> 
yes, (first reading that the references to half full or half empty
sounds like that thing in schrodinger mechanics with the cat

>   * Your mother is so fat she sat on a Binary 
>   Tree and turned it into a linked list in real 
>   time. 
> 

yes
>   * Two spiral galaxies walk into a pub. The 
>   landlord says "I can serve *you*..." (points at 
>   the first), "but not *you*..." (points at the 
>   second). "Why not?" - "Because you're barred."
> 
i thought spiral and barred galaxies were different, so the second one
would not be a spiral so I guess I can say yes

you missed this one

there are 10 types of people in the world who understand binary,  those
that do, those that don't.

:)

As I scored over 50 percent (or am I closer to 75) does that make me a
nerd.

Paul

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