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Re: [LUG] How many do you understand?

 

I don't get ...

>   * Two kittens are on a roof but both of the are 
>   sliding down. which one falls off first? The 
>   one with the greatest mew. 

Unless mew is the coefficient of friction.

>   * What is the contour interval around western 
>   Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in 
>   eastern Europe. 

No idea!

>   * Two spiral galaxies walk into a pub. The 
>   landlord says "I can serve *you*..." (points at 
>   the first), "but not *you*..." (points at the 
>   second). "Why not?" - "Because you're barred."

I'm guess that's a type of spiral galaxy.

Other than those I chortled at each one, especially the infinite
mathematicians one.

Steve

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