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Re: [LUG] How many do you understand?

 


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Julian Hall wrote:
> george wrote:
>>   * Two kittens are on a roof but both of the are 
>>   sliding down. which one falls off first? The 
>>   one with the greatest mew.
> I get that one having read the replies but not originally
>>   * What is the contour interval around western 
>>   Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in 
>>   eastern Europe.
> This one I seem to be alone in not getting :)
>>   * Two spiral galaxies walk into a pub. The 
>>   landlord says "I can serve *you*..." (points at 
>>   the first), "but not *you*..." (points at the 
>>   second). "Why not?" - "Because you're barred."
> That one I *guessed* was a kind of galaxy.
> 
> The rest I got.
> 
> Now I'm curious.  Is there any correlation between age and number of 
> jokes we understood?  I got all but 3 and I'm 38 [2 if you don't count 
> guessing the galaxy one].
> 
> Kind regards,
> 
> Julian
> 
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age co-relation,
age 69, one not got - this one
>  * Your mother is so fat she sat on a Binary 
>   Tree and turned it into a linked list in real 
>   time. 

Please explain.
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