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So, who is the biggest nerd. There are 4 here I don't understand. Look out Google, here I come. (I love the one about the infinite number of mathematicians) * F(x)= sin(x) walks into a restaurant and orders some soup. The waiter replies, "Sorry but we don't cater for functions here." * I have a complex relationship with my girlfriend. I'm Real, and she's Imaginary... * What's got feathers and goes "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven?" A parroty error. * An infinite number of mathematicians go into a bar. One asks for a pint of beer, the next asks for a half. The third asks for a quarter of a pint, and the fourth asks for an eighth of a pint. The barman pours two pints and says "Just sort it out among yourselves". * Two kittens are on a roof but both of the are sliding down. which one falls off first? The one with the greatest mew. * Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because they can't C sharp. * Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas confused? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25. * Two atoms are shooting the shit one day ATOM 1: Mate, I think I've lost an electron. ATOM 2: Are you sure? ATOM 1: Yep, I'm positive. * What is the contour interval around western Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in eastern Europe. * Some people think the glass is half empty. Some people think the glass is half full. Database admins think the glass is twice the size it needs to be. * Your mother is so fat she sat on a Binary Tree and turned it into a linked list in real time. * Two spiral galaxies walk into a pub. The landlord says "I can serve *you*..." (points at the first), "but not *you*..." (points at the second). "Why not?" - "Because you're barred." -- The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/linux_adm/list-faq.html