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george wrote: > Yes, Apple does use Ms Office but if someone has > difficulty moving to Open Office then I would say that they don't eat boiled > eggs either because it's too much hard work to take the top off. > > (It's amazing how quickly you can get into rant mode when talking about Ms) > > George I'm toying with the concept of Microsoft Boiled Egg Support.... nah... that would be silly..... oh go on then.... MS: Good morning Microsoft Boiled Egg Support: cmr: My egg broke! MS: Yes sir it's supposed to. cmr: But.. but... it *broke* MS: Can you repeat the steps and see if the same result occurs? cmr: ....... .... no.. that was my last egg MS: Can you describe exactly what steps you took please sir? cmr: I picked up my spoon and hit it. MS: A spoon. cmr: Yes a spoon.. why? MS: Microsoft Eggs are designed for breaking with a knife... using an incorrect implement would invalidate the MS Egg EULA... I would have to recommend reinstalling the egg..... hello...? sir? are you there? *click* MS: Good morning Microsoft Boiled Egg Support: cmr: My egg won't break! *gunshot* hehe Julian -- The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/linux_adm/list-faq.html