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Re: [LUG] How many do you understand?

 

Quoting george <georgeparker20@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>:

> So, who is the biggest nerd.  There are 4 here I don't understand.  Look out
> Google, here I come. (I love the one about the infinite number of
> mathematicians)

OK, let's see if we missed the same ones...

>  * F(x)= sin(x) walks into a restaurant and
>   orders some soup.  The waiter replies, "Sorry
>   but we don't cater for functions here."

Yup.

>  * I have a complex relationship with my
>   girlfriend. I'm Real, and she's Imaginary...

Yup.

>  * What's got feathers and goes "Pieces of
>   seven, pieces of seven?" A parroty error.

Yup.

>   * An infinite number of mathematicians go into
>   a bar. One asks for a pint of beer, the next
>   asks for a half. The third asks for a quarter
>   of a pint, and the fourth asks for an eighth of
>   a pint. The barman pours two pints and says
>   "Just sort it out among yourselves".

Yup.

>   * Two kittens are on a roof but both of the are
>   sliding down. which one falls off first? The
>   one with the greatest mew.

Nope!

>   * Why do Java programmers need glasses? Because
>   they can't C sharp.

Yup.

> * Why do programmers get Halloween and
>   Christmas confused? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25.

Yup.

>   * Two atoms are shooting the shit one day
>     ATOM 1: Mate, I think I've lost an electron.
>     ATOM 2: Are you sure?
>     ATOM 1: Yep, I'm positive.

Yup.

>   * What is the contour interval around western
>   Europe? Zero because all the Poles are in
>   eastern Europe.

Yup (although borderline on the PC/Taste front!)

>   * Some people think the glass is half empty.
>   Some people think the glass is half full.
>   Database admins think the glass is twice the
>   size it needs to be.

LOL, too true...

>   * Your mother is so fat she sat on a Binary
>   Tree and turned it into a linked list in real
>   time.

LOL (but I love these insult-style jokes anyway, always have in a  
childish way!)

>   * Two spiral galaxies walk into a pub. The
>   landlord says "I can serve *you*..." (points at
>   the first), "but not *you*..." (points at the
>   second). "Why not?" - "Because you're barred."

Nope.

M.
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