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On 17 Oct 2007, at 14:27, Tom Potts wrote: > On Wednesday 17 October 2007 12:46, Clare Shepherd wrote: >> Tom, if you must be a cheapskate and use zircon what do you expect. > Hey it wasnt me it was Gucci! >> Us girls know that a diamond is a girl's best friend, sharper but you >> get a better class of scratch. > And remember - theres no such thing as a conflict free diamond! > What is it about 'romance': > Here darling have some chocolates so you'll get fat and I can leave > you. > Heres some champers dear - I have to be drunk to get close to you. > Heres some flowers - the though of you made me kill a nice garden! > > Theres no place for honesty in romance! > Tom te tom te tom > > > -- Don't be silly, Tom. Of course Gucci do a diamond version. Your zircon must be a cheap knock off. You probably bought it at a boot fair. Tosses her head like Miss Piggy and exits. As for Romantic gifts; everything but diamonds is ephemeral or fattening. I rest my case(Gucci of course). Clare -- The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/linux_adm/list-faq.html