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Re: [LUG] OT Devon membership advantages

 

george wrote:
> You know you're from Devon when...you've bought stationery at Trago Mills :)
> you think Exeter's a big city
> you can tell sheep from goats
> and straw from hay (obviously!)
> you once went to Totnes for the day and returned three weeks later, very
> happy, but with no idea why!
> you think London's 'up north'
> you know someone who knows someone who knows someone who knows Joss Stone
> the smell of cow muck makes you feel at home
> everywhere else in the UK feels cold
> you have a friend who lives on a farm
> you've been stuck behind a stupid tourist on a country lane
> you saw the total eclipse in '99
> your local newspaper's lead story is 'cow falls off bridge'
> you know the best sledging to be had is at Hay Tor
> your friends say you sound like a farmer
> you have nothing to do after 5:30pm
> you know 'Cornish' pasties are actually from Devon
> you've boiled / frozen / been washed away during Ten Tors
> you know how to walk over a cattle grid
> you know all about 'letterboxing' (but wish you didn't)
> you watch 'Spotlight' (and know Teresa Driscoll, Justin Leigh, Russel Labey, 
> Craig Rich and the gang )
> you've been pony trekking
> 'short and choppy on the North coast' makes total sense to you
> you think nothing of grass growing in the middle of the road
> your town is 'the gem of south Devon' or 'the English Riviera' despite 
> overwhelming evidence to the contrary
> until you went on holiday, the tallest building you had ever seen was
> Debenhams in Exeter :)
> you've reversed for 3 miles when you met a stubborn tourist on a country lane 
> it takes you 4 times longer to drive anywhere between May and September
> your neighbours' average age is 76
> your parents regularly thanked God for Crealy Country Park and Woodlands
> your teachers regularly thanked God for Paignton Zoo, Buckfast 
> Abbey,Morwellham Quay and the legendary House of Marbles
> you can't stand the grockles, despite living off their money
> you thought it was normal for more than 50% of your high street's shops to be 
> operated by charities
> everyone you meet has been on holiday to your home town - no wonder it's so 
> busy in summer
> you spent your entire childhood wanting to leave the place, yet now that you 
> have, you cry yourself to sleep then dream of rolling green hills and long, 
> sandy beaches
> you used to look through your physical geography textbook because you knew 
> half of the 
> places in there
> you know that 'the Launa man can' :)
> before Freeview, you didn't believe the rumours about a '5th television 
> channel'
> you don't yet have Freeview - what 5th channel?
> you found out about Plymouth Hoe / Westward Ho! before you realised the 
> name could be entertaining
> your local shop sells clotted cream fudge and bucket/spade packs, but not 
> newspapers
> your local publican (who has sideburns and red face) is a member of CAMRA, & 
> thinks a 'gastropub' is some kind of medical complication (he serves peanuts 
> & crisps)
> you don't understand why a cinema would need more than two screens
> someone once ran past you clutching a burning barrel of tar
>
> You are addicted to reading every post on DCLUG in spite of only understanding 
> 10% of what is said.
>   
Thats a good one, reminds me one about Norwich.

"you watch 'Spotlight' (and know Teresa Driscoll, Justin Leigh, Russel Labey, Craig 
Rich and the gang )"

Can't say I watch Spotlight or know any of the above, but I do know 
David Fitzgerald from the days of TSW (and South Hams Radio).

"You are addicted to reading every post on DCLUG in spite of only understanding 10% 
of what is said."

Yep, that is very true.

Rob


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