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Microsoft Cafe Customer: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Customer: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Customer: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Customer: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Customer: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? Customer: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup? Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Customer: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Customer: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Customer: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Customer: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup and the check. I'm running late now. [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.] Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. Customer: This is potato soup. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. Customer: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. [Waiter leaves.] Customer: Waiter! Now there's a mosquito in my soup! The check: Soup of the Day . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $ 5.00 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. . . $ 2.50 Access to support . . . . . . . . . . . . . . $10.00 Editors Note: Bug in the soup........included at no extra charge (will be fixed with Tomorrow's soup of the day. -- The Mailing List for the Devon & Cornwall LUG http://mailman.dclug.org.uk/listinfo/list FAQ: http://www.dcglug.org.uk/linux_adm/list-faq.html