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Re: [LUG] Why the public sector can only operate on proprietary software

 

On Tue, Mar 29, 2011 at 8:24 PM, Tom Brough <tombrough@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> I ran a few query's today to try and answer the above question, I thought I
> might share the results.
>
>>select count(*) from staff where department = 'IT' and role = 'manager' and
>> skills = 'technical' and background = 'open source';
>
> no rows selected
>
> Ok well that was obvious .... lets try something else ....
>
>>select count(*) from staff where department = 'IT' and role = 'manager' and
>> skills = 'technical' and background = 'proprietary';
>
> no rows selected
>
> hmm surprising ... ok maybe its something to do with skills ?
>
>>select count(*) from staff where department = 'IT' and role = 'manager' and
>> skills = 'none' and background = 'proprietary';
>
> count(*)
> -----------
> 200
>
> wow that's a bit on the high side .....
>
> how managers do we have ?
>
>>select count(*) from staff where department = 'IT' and role = 'manager' and
>> skills = 'none';
>
> count(*)
> -----------
> 200
>
> Ok surely I missed something ?
>
>>select count(*) from staff where department = 'IT' and role = 'manager'
>
> count(*)
> -----------
> 200
>
> Ok so I have a large number of managers all with proprietary backgrounds and
> no skills .... So must be a huge IT department with all those managers....
>
>>select count(*) from staff where department = 'IT';
>
> count(*)
> -----------
> 201
>
> That cant be right surely ?
>
>>select name from staff where department = 'IT' and role <> 'manager';
>
> name
> ------------
> you
>
> Figures .....


hahahahah! brilliant lol.

You had a bad day Tom? or just a random bit of sql you wanted to share lol.

roly :-)

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