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"Well, Bill," said God, "I'm really confused on this one. I'm not sure whether
to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by
putting a computer in almost every home in the world, and yet you created
that ghastly Windows. So I'm going to do something I've never done before.
I'm going to let you decide where you want to go."
Bill Gates replied, "Well thanks, God. What's the difference between the
two?" God said, "You take a peek at both places briefly it will help you
decide. Shall we look at Hell first?" "Sure" said Gates, "Let's go!" Bill
was amazed! He saw a clean, white sandy beach with clear waters. There were
thousands of beautiful men and women running around, playing in the water,
laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was
perfect. "This is great!" he said. "If this is Hell, I can't wait to see
heaven."
God replied, "Let's go!" and so off they went to Heaven. Bill saw puffy
white clouds in a beautiful blue sky with angels drifting about playing harps
and singing. It was nice, but surely not as enticing as Hell. Bill Gates thought
for only a brief moment and rendered his decision. "God, I do believe I would
like to go to Hell." "As you desire," said God.
Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see
how things were going. He found Bill Gates shackled to a wall, screaming
amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by
demons. "How ya doin, Bill?" asked God. Bill responded with anguish and despair,
"This is awful! This is not what I expected at all! What happened to the
beach and the beautiful women playing in the water?"
"Oh THAT!" said God. "That was the pre release marketing ."
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